Humongous Jayson's Tiny Winy Land

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Your type is the hopeless romantic

Looking for a woman who swoons when you recite poetry? Goes limp over a bouquet of hand-picked wildflowers? The hopeless romantic is your girl. She loves soft music, candlelight, and long walks by the sea at sunset. She cries at weepy movies (her favourite genre) and has had her wedding planned since grammar school. She's looking for a deep relationship - a soul mate. She's a traditional girl you can open up to and talk to about your feelings, your past, and your hopes for the future. How to win her heart? Romance her. Send her flowers, surprise her with a picnic lunch, or go for a horse-drawn carriage ride. Before you know it, you and your girl will be creating a life-long love story.

jayson @ 7:41 AMFriday, March 17, 2006

today off in lieu and i had a half day off.. and this is all how it all started..
i suddenly had this crazi idea of going back nyp..
walking thru the walkway which i always use to take to sch,
going past the all too familar fountain which at first glance captured my heart,
everything thingy from the lift to the artwork are all too familar..
vivdly yet kinda far from me...
and this is all tat flows back...
happi, tough, sad and all kind of memories starts floating ard..
yesh even way during aao i was missin the 2 ladies in my life;
one tat i had but lost it and one tat i wanna but nv had..
their smiles, laughter, actions and words keep appearing in my head..
going thru my veins and enter my heart and i juz felt this sour sensation..
they r the ones i missed the most..
love is wat most man cant say out tat easily but it is something tat is all so important..
right here right now they r being missed by me...
fang seems to be in good hands and i regretted yet i wish her best..juz tat we seems drifted..like oceans apart..
joanne, i'm for real but we too r kind of drifted too.. though we r nv tat close before..but sometimes i wish upon to hav a chance to..
juz to get tat wee bit closer again...
but i cant standstill..i'm releasing myself so tat maybe one day i will be able to love u better when the chance do befalls
wo yi lu xiang bei becoz u r there...

jayson @ 5:20 AMTuesday, February 14, 2006

like wat i had at my friendster's shoutout: welcome in to the Singles Club!!

after declared single juz couple of days before vday last yr.. i cont' with the Singles Club and now i'm in my second yr running..amazingly!!
for someone like me who sometimes cant stand loneliness, i hav been coping damn well..
been busi with work anywhere..
today's v day..played dota with my operators and before k-lunch @ k box marina square..well i had a damn good time.. horging onto the mike also every song.. but who cares, singing is my passion! hee
well juz the eve of vday, with my operators and colleagues went ktv also.. well it's damn fun.. wicked..and wat else but the same old jay chou's song that we kept singing...
nv forgetting tonghua too.. and BA..")
humm.. in a space of 3 days i spent 400 over..first on flowers and buffet treating my friends @ veinna then ktv..damn!! it's only the begining of the bloody month...scarry-harry...might not even make it alive till 1003..
humm.. went for a divination today and it's a good lot..even indicating tat i shouldn't fret as what i disired would eventually be might..well i wonder wat it might means.. even more outrageous is it even mentioned tat "marrying might be @ hand..."
haa.. thinking to myself... who?? haa!
ciaoz...

jayson @ 6:43 AMSunday, January 29, 2006

A 91-year-old woman died after living a very long dignified life.
When she met God, she asked Him something that had really bothered her for a verylong time.

"If Man was created in God's image, and if all men are created equal, why do people treat each other so badly?"

God replied that each person who enters our life has a unique lesson to teach us.
It is only through these lessons that we learn about life, people and our relationships with God. This confused the woman,
so God began to explain:"When someone lies to you, it teaches you that things are not always what they seem. The truth is often far beneath the surface. Look beyond the masks people wear if you want to know what is in their hearts. Remove your own masks to let people know who you really are.
When someone steals from you it teaches you that nothing is forever.Always appreciate what you have. You never know when you might lose it. Never take your friends or family for granted, because today and sometimes only this very moment is the only guarantee you may have.
When someone inflicts injury upon you, it teaches you that the human state is a very fragile one. Protect and take care of your body as best as you can, it's the one thing that you are sure to have forever.
When someone mocks you, it teaches you that no two people are alike. When you encounter people who are different from you, do not judge them by how they look or act, instead base it on the contents of what is in their hearts.
When someone breaks your heart, it teaches you that loving someone does not always mean that the person will love you back. But don't turn your back on love, because when you find the right person, the joy that one person brings you will make up for all of your past hurts, times a thousand fold.
When someone holds a grudge against you, it teaches you that every one makes mistakes. When you are wronged, the most virtuous thing you can do is forgive the offender without pretense. Forgiving those who have hurt us is often the most difficult and painful of life's experiences, but it is also the most courageous thing a person can do.
When a loved one is unfaithful to you, it teaches you that resisting temptation is Man's greatest challenge. Be vigilant in your resistance against all temptations. By doing so, you will be rewarded with an enduring sense of satisfaction far greater than the temporary pleasure by which you were tempted.
When someone cheats you, it teaches you that greed is the root of all evil. Aspire to make your dreams come true, no matter how lofty they may be. Do not feel guilty about your success, but never let an obsession with achieving your goals lead you to engage in malevolent activities.
When someone ridicules you, it teaches you that nobody is perfect.Accept people for their merits and be tolerant of their flaws. Do not ever rejects omeone for imperfections over which they have no control.

"Upon hearing the Lord's wisdom, the old woman became concerned that there are no lessons to be learned from man's good deeds.

God replied that Man's capacity to love is the greatest gift He has. At the root of kindness and love, and each act of love also teaches us a lesson.

The woman's curiosity deepened.

God, once again began to explain:"When someone loves us, it teaches us love, kindness, charity, honesty, humility, forgiveness, acceptance, and all of these can counteract all the evil in the world. For every good deed, there is one evil deed. Man alone has the power to control the balance between good and evil, but because the lessons of love are not taught often enough, the power is too often abused.
When you enter someone's life, whether by plan, chance or coincidence,consider what your lesson will be. Will you teach love or a harsh lesson of reality? When you die, will your life have resulted in more loving or more hurting? More comfort or more pain? More joy or more sadness? Each one of us has the power over the balance of the love in the world.
Use it wisely!"Don't miss an opportunity to nudge the world's scale in the right direction!

jayson @ 10:51 PMFriday, January 27, 2006

hey every little things... how's cny coming along yall..
well... got a new g-shock
new ring,
and i'm pretty happi with my shopping list currently.. though it blew a big hole in my pockets..haa..
tml i'm gonna blade..hopefully the weather's kind on me..
else i'll be heading down fareast yet again..lol..
nothing much to blog...
well.. bump into yan today, tot i saw fang today also.. am i missing her or wat sia..
damn jayson make up ur bloody mind ya...

jayson @ 10:24 AMSunday, January 15, 2006

女生最看重的东西~~……
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mm說：『我愛你。』

我臉紅了，我不想害她：『我沒錢，更沒有房子和車。』

mm盯著我的眼睛：『我知道。』

『我的月薪只有一千五。』

mm的目光仍然堅定無比：『以後會多的。』

我用顫抖的雙手拿出一支煙叼在嘴上：『我每天要抽一包煙，一喝酒就鬧事。』

mm笑了，『以後有我在，你放心。』

我的脊梁上冒起一陣寒意，結結巴巴地對她說：『其實……其實我很流氓……幼兒園就喜歡去女廁所，小學就沒了初吻，中學就……』

mm沒等我說完就軟在了我的懷裡，聲音細若蚊鳴：『早知道你好色，你老偷偷瞄我胸脯… …』

一股鼻血噴湧而出，我抱緊了mm，溫熱嬌小的身體讓我熱血沸騰。這時我忽然想到了一件很重要的事情，我決定把這事告訴mm......

五秒鍾後mm抬頭問我：『真的？』我悲憤地點點頭。mm沈默片刻掙開我的懷抱抬手給了我一個耳光，她憤怒地朝我喊道：你竟然看帖不回帖,你豬狗不如啊!!

jayson @ 4:57 AM

tat's always a first for everything..and i juz clocked another FIRST in my time on planet earth.
i went down to MOS yesterday nite hoping for juz a simple nite dancing since the last time i went clubbing was....haloween nite(tat long ago)
well..personally, getting myself changed into something neat and acc with some cologne juz doesn't spell of anything great..but getting into mos..sweating it out dancing to an unknown lady was kinda something new to me..
back to the norm ~leaving hse soon and booking in jail le...
ciaoz

jayson @ 3:39 AMFriday, January 06, 2006

i suspecting i hav heart problem..
from time to time i will get this nasty heartache like it's contracting..and i can feel a sharp pain on my left chest..
hopefully tat's not the case though..i'm not even married..lol.. dying is out of the question..
the girl i love now, my mom, the girl i used to love, my friends
i'll miss them all..simply important bunch of ppl..

she's rite here,
on my list,
but i'm no longer the same,
lacking courage,
i dare not approach,
even if it's just a click away..

it's been so long since i ask her out, so long since i talk to her, so damn long since i see her in person..
i miss her physically but nv mentally as she has left a deep wonderfully crafted memory in my mind unintentionally..
with her beautiful name, i always feel like calling out..as though she will hear me and turn and give me one of her irresistable smiles
that can warms my freezing heart..
and sweetens my day..

jayson @ 8:09 AM